Ritterschlag, Or Advice to Young Knights on Saving Fair Maidens-

JUST A WARNING TO THOSE YOUNG KNIGHTS OUT THERE TRYING TO SAVE THE FAIR MAIDENS IN DISTRESS.

I AM AN OLE DOG SO I KNOW THESE THINGS, BUT FAR TOO OFTEN THE BRAVE SELF-LESS KNIGHT TRYING TO SAVE THE FAIR MAIDEN FROM THE DRAGON, FINDS THE MAIDEN IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE DRAGON.

YOUNG, BRAVE KNIGHT, SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE “FAIR MAIDEN”.

THE OLE DOG!